garison:

Nothing better than discreet phallic imagery in your Tim Burton movies.

Bestow upon me candy,

Wonka, all knowing, all wise

I want that tasty flavor,

Make sweet my tongue that was defiled

Dethrone the evil carrot’s iron fists,

In sugary colors of sin

Parade the fruity flavors

Those awesome colors, wheel the children in

Let the marketing campaign consecrate the brand

Let me be the protege of five Fundips

Give me Strawberry,

Give me Wild Cherry,

Give me Blueberry,

Blue Raspberry,

Banana and Kiwi,

master all of these,

candy if you please,

bring him to his knees

I master Five Fundips, I master Five Fundips

I master Five Fundips, I master Five Fundips

Possessed with awesome colors (possessed with awesome colors)

I master fundips five (I master Fundips five)

Mixing up all the flavors (mixing up all the flavors)

Tastes just like Five Alive (tastes just like five alive)

He who lives by the stick (that tasty candy stick)

Will surely love to try (will surely love to try)

All of the cool new flavor (all of the cool new flavors)

That change colors before your eyes